Bachelor Recap: The Finale

By Spencer Bowen Welcome, dear reader. For the final time this season, let us turn the gilded key and open the tastefully stained oak door to Chris Harrison’s playhouse. Let us step boldly into this tropical paradise, and let us do it for the right reasons. Let us admire the babbling brook. Let us frolic through…

No Way, Jose! Full House is Back

By: Sarah Hoover Oh, My-lanta, the Tanners are back! If you were alive in the late ‘80s and early ‘90s—or have ever turned on a television since—you instantly recognize the “ahhh ahh ah ahhhhh” opening notes of the Full House theme song. (Let’s be honest; you know all the words by heart.) You may also…

Bachelor Recap: Week 9

By Spencer Bowen “Lush jungles, the water’s blue, the air is fresh” With this carefully crafted “sentence,” Ben welcomes us to Jamaica, land of Olympic champion sprinters and three consecutive nights sleeping with three different women. In his ongoing ploy to fill two hours no matter how many women remain on the show, Chris Harrison…