Bachelorette Recap: Let’s Tango!

By Spencer Bowen “The thing about music and dancing… is feeling life,” opined (sadly doomed) Bachelorette contestant Derek on a night defined by the undying narrative of JoJo’s season: this is really boring. Without the mercurial Chad and the occasionally entert “eh” ning Daniel, this season has devolved into an even more molasses-paced morass than…

Bachelorette Recap: Dragonslayer

By Spencer Bowen Hey there. It’s been awhile. Hop aboard Antland’s Bachelorette gondola and let your charmingly melodic captain Chris Harrison whisk you away from a truly crappy week. Welcome back, dearest reader, to the Bachelorette Recap. The show opened with a whimper, as Chad “literally” went home after a satisfyingly awkward 2-on-1 with Chad nemesis…

The Psychology of DubNation

By: Tyler Chuck Almost. We just witnessed what will quite possibly go down as the most exhilarating Game 7 in NBA history. History and legacy were on the line. It was a Father’s Day. 31 million people tuned in.   Tied down the stretch. Then Kyrie’s three and it was over. The Dubs record-breaking season was…

Bachelorette Week 2: Meaty!

By Spencer Bowen Welcome to another tardy Bachelorette recap (thanks, Warriors). This week was unapologetically about Chad, which means two things: A, everyone else on this show is pretty boring (we knew this already) and B, Chad will be gone within the next three to four episodes. Chris Harrison and his flying monkeys rarely go…