Bachelorette Week 9: Thai Game

By Spencer Bowen JoJo the lumberjack has been thinning the Bachelorette field for many moons now. First, she chopped down the sickly and unbalanced trees. Next came the trees whose bark was too dark. JoJo then felled one particularly thick tree that was a liability to go triple OJ the rest of the forest. Then she methodically…

Bachelorette Week 8: Hometown Glory

By Francesca Tragitt Editor’s note: Spencer is out of town on a family vacation. In his stead, his trusty Bachelorette sidekick Fran is taking the reins. Enjoy this rapid-fire, stream of consciousness take (with very minimal edits) on the Hometown dates.  Chase   We open the episode with snowy white mountains and one of the most…

Bachelorette Week 7: Way Too Many Horses

By Spencer Bowen   Why do we put ourselves through this? Why must we sacrifice two hours we will never get back to Chris Harrison’s shining altar of Right Reasons? Why do we continue subjecting ourselves to a show that should probably be called “ABC’s Boring White People Finding Love, Maybe”? Because, let’s be honest,…

Baseball’s Uniform Problem

By Spencer Bowen Those of you who know me well understand my borderline religious obsession with sports uniforms. And why not? Uniforms rock. Uniforms are often the most visceral, emotional connection between team and fan, especially when players change teams (hello, KD!) or teams change venues (hello, Levi’s!). My top-visited website is called UniWatch, a…

The Real Big 3

By: Tyler Chuck This year, Independence Day was a bit like Christmas. I woke up every hour in the night, checking the Internet for Kevin Durant’s Player’s Tribune decision. When the decision came, it was everything I ever wanted. It was the Nintendo 64, Razor Scooter, and Transformer all in one. After an epic comeback…