Selling the Farm, Coping with Loss

By: Sarah Hoover Can I just say it? Trade Deadline Day sucks. Nothing happens, and nothing happens, and then every other team starts making big moves, and your team just sits still, and just when you think the deadline will pass without much incident, everything explodes in your face. On August 1, the shock wave…

The Sports Connection: Trump and JoePa

By Spencer Bowen Imagine, if you will, an America without Donald Trump. Not Trump himself, per say, but the specter of “Donald Trump” he has created with statements that zoomed past the adjective “controversial” a long time ago. Perhaps a Donald Trump that acted more like a normal Republican candidate. Let’s make believe that Trump…

Bachelorette Finale: I’m Down on Bended Knee

By Spencer Bowen “I know, but you never know until you know, and I’m okay with that,” postulated Jordan Rodgers, summing up the incoherence and excitement level of The Bachelorette season finale. Only a Caesar-level influx of monkeys could have saved this two three hour monstrosity from soul-crushing boringness, and sadly we only received fleeting…