May The “4ce” be With Him

By: Tyler Chuck The pain.  The agony.  The silence.  We all saw Derek Carr’s broken fibula, ending his 2016 season.  When it happened, you realized that it couldn’t have happened to a better guy, a better story, or a player you were more excited to see in the playoffs.  Yet somehow, Derek has maintained a…

2016: An Antland Year in Review

As we close the book on perhaps the greatest sports year ever, let’s look back at the best of Antland from our first full year on the web. Note: all Bachelor articles are excluded from the below rankings. Most read pop-culture article: Kanye 2020 Spencer Bowen and Tyler Chuck reflected on… an interesting concert experience. Most read basketball…

Bachelor Preview: The Contestants

By Spencer Bowen Welcome, dear reader, to another statistically-unlikely-to-be-successful quest for MaybeLove® on national television. Drink in the sweet nectar of young, attractive women making a generally questionable life decision and duking it out for the MaybeAffections™ of a guy who has previously professed love for multiple other women… also on national television. Right now, this…

Usher’s back. Did you notice?

By Spencer Bowen Amidst a mystical fog of blue lasers, white blazers, and all kinda -azers, Usher reemerged from musical hibernation on September 16 with his eighth studio album, Hard II Love. I can assure you this: it was not hard for me II love. But that’s kind of unfair – Usher could duet with…