New Jags Uniforms: A Reasoned Discussion

By Spencer Bowen Yes, the Dolphins also unveiled new uniforms. Their changes are more accurately described as “tweaks,” but at least we got this snazzy website out of it. Overall, Miami looks better but still not amazing. B+. Now, on to the main course. Once again, I’ll be using “good,” “stupid,” or “push.” Helmet Literally…

New Titans Uniforms: A Reasoned Discussion

By Spencer Bowen To be clear, I’m a Niners fan. My no. 2 team is the Pittsburgh Steelers (my mom’s side is from Pittsburgh), although I really hate rooting for Ben Roethlisberger. And for no discernible reason, I deeply loved Eddie George, Steve McNair, and the Tennessee Titans when I was growing up. And my…

On Reuben Foster & Colin Kaepernick

By Spencer Bowen How can an organization support a person charged with felony domestic violence but also repeatedly reject a person exercising nonviolent protest? As of right now, the San Francisco 49ers have refused to disassociate themselves from potential 11 year prison resident Reuben Foster. My high school English teacher would take this opportunity to…

I am Grud

By Spencer Bowen As a fan of entertainment, I am ecstatic about the Raiders’ new head coach. As not a big fan of the Raiders’ decision abandon Oakland in favor of The Land of 120 Degrees and Terrible Decisions, I’m also ecstatic. If I were a Raiders fan? I’d be a bit peeved. Let me…

Fantasy Football Roundtable

By Tyler Chuck and Spencer Bowen It’s fantasy football playoff season, a time of joy and wonder and getting wrecked by Antonio Brown. Two of Antland’s most devoted fantasy owners put their heads together to answer the most pressing questions on our own minds. What’s the worst trade you’ve ever made? Spencer: I once traded…

Fantasy Football Archetypes

By Spencer Bowen Every league is different. But every league is also pretty much the same. Here’s a rundown of some tried and true fantasy teams varieties that you’ve surely encountered this season.   The Add / Drop King An owner with absolutely zero loyalty to their players. This person is committed to one principle…

Rant Wheel #1

By Spencer Bowen Inspired by the unstoppable Crooked Media conglomerate, I’ve decided that a few tasteful rage outbursts might help me get through these troubled times. Welcome to the first (and maybe last?) Antland Rant Wheel. Tom Brady Tom Brady is 40 freaking years old and remains the best NFL quarterback without a broken clavicle….

No Pack No

By Derek Nelson Earlier today, the pride of Cal Berkeley (GRAHH) noted that the Jaguars could be the solution to Niner fans’ woes. I am inclined to agree; teal is a great color, their owner looks like Ron Jeremy with a better mustache, and Blake Bortles is kinda sorta okay at football (see the sabermetrics…

Go… Jags?

By Spencer Bowen The Jacksonville Jaguars, quarterbacked by a man who will likely found a moderately successful chicken and biscuit chain someday, can do no wrong. Once you get over how weird it feels to say “the Jags can do no wrong,” consider this: They’ve… made great draft picks recently? With the exception of the…

Suspend Cam Newton

By Spencer Bowen   Cam Newton, statuesque quarterback of the Carolina Panthers, officially sucks. I’ll quote from SI.com: Jourdan Rodrigue, a Panthers beat reporter for The Charlotte Observer, asked Newton a perfectly reasonable question about Devin Funchess’s physical style of running routes.  Newton started chuckling to himself before she was finished with her question. He then…

Mark’s Marshawn Problem

By Spencer Bowen I’m ecstatic that East Bay native and former Cal Bear Marshawn Lynch pulled a Brett Favre and unretired to join his hometown Raiders. Community-wise, it’s great. Marshawn really, really loves his “town bidness” and constantly invests time and money and turkeys into Oakland. Football-wise, it’s great. Marshawn fills a power back hole…

It’s Not Okay

By: Tyler Chuck and Spencer Bowen Famous people live their lives in the public eye.  Their actions can be seen on television, are reported in the media, and discussed vigorously.  The spotlight is great when famous people are role models like Stephen Curry, Bono, or Emma Watson, yet not all public figures are outstanding citizens….